WIZARDING WORLD NEWS AND OPINION SINCE 1997
No.3 - November 1997

Exclusive Interview with Rufus Scrimgeour

The shielded Ministry of Magic car made good time considering all of the dodging and back tracking it was doing. Driving defensively into the future is one way to view our current Minister of Magic, Rufus Scrimgeour, and how he intends to lead the magical community.

Written by Robert Xanthos - read full story

Beauty and the Beast: Auror to Wed Werewolf

Confidential sources say that attractive and well-liked young auror, Nymphadora Tonks, has become engaged to the much older ne'er-do-well, Remus Lupin.

Written by Godric Swede - read full story

Wizarding Economy at Risk?

Since the return of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, several high-profile wizarding businesses have gone under. Zonko's Joke Shop, in Hogsmeade village, has been boarded up for months now. Even the once-bustling Leaky Cauldron is empty most of the time now...

Written by Sophia Manasa - read full story

Hatching Dragon Eggs -- It Is Illegal!

Let's say, sometime, that a stranger in a small, out-of-the-way pub, offers you the chance to obtain a real dragon egg! You are, of course, well aware that dragon eggs are defined as Class A Non-Tradeable Goods, and thus highly illegal to have in your possession (should you take the stranger up on his, or her, offer). But...

Written by Tarma Black - read full story

Education

Welcome to Hogwarts

Rumours abound that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is closed for good. This is not the case...

Written by Chelsea Granger - read full story

Politics

Security Report from Azkaban

After the abandonment of Azkaban by the dementors, the Ministry of Magic's Department of Magical Law-Enforcement, Security Division Section Nine, created a team of aurors who currently serve as guards for the prison. Many problems were encountered...

Written by Kyle Linkin - read full story

The Weasleys: Popular Redheads

The Weasleys are a proud family, but are typically scorned as "blood traitors" by other pure-blood wizarding clans. The Weasley clan, however, is one of the most distinguished families in Wizarding Britain...

Written by Maika Vargo - read full story

He Who Must Not Be Named: Named?

Is fear the only reason we gave the Dark Lord such a long name? Personally, I do not see the reason in fearing a name. The one we fear is the Dark Lord himself. Do we think that by saying his name we will be killed? No. That is only in our minds. Isn't it almost like saying, "I am not worthy to speak his name?" Then are we not putting him above ourselves?

Written by Tiffany Styles - read full story

Travel

Safe Travelling In Both Worlds

Much of the population of the world, both wizard kind and creatures like giants, trolls, Dementors and the like, are at war. Theresa Anne Stephens points out some ways to keep safe when travelling in both the Wizarding and Muggle worlds.

Written by Theresa Anne Stephens - read full story

Muggle Affairs

Godric Tells All -- Demystifying Video Games

Most witches and wizards know a little bit about Muggle television. It's a box with moving pictures on one side that Muggles stare at for hours and hours to entertain themselves. Well, now they have another box that you plug into the first one...

Written by Godric Swede - read full story

Business

New Mood Shirts a Hit for Back to School Shoppers

Madam Malkin's Robes for All Ocasions has never been so busy. This increase in sales is not due to the required Hogwarts school robes or Celestina Warbeck's new line of dress robes, it is a new product called Mood shirts.

Written by Aphrodite Griffinclaw - read full story

This Issue (About The Squibbler)

Issue: No. 3 - Back Issues
Month: November 1997
Published: 18-Jan-2006