Fogs Overcome England: Dementors Are Spawning, Watch Out!

The unseasonable chilly mists in the middle of last July, the growing numbers of occupants of the 4th floor of St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, the sheer number of missing and/or deceased people both of wizard and muggle kind, all point to something which the Minister of Magic, Rufus Scrimgeour, has recently acknowledged. The dementors are spawning, in vast and hitherto never before observed numbers.

Ghost of Bertha Jorkins Haunts Ministry of Magic

The Ministry's Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures: Spirit Division was forced to take action against the late Bertha Jorkins, a former Ministry employee this week. Jorkins inexplicably returned to her office at the Department of Magical Games and Sports a few years after her death. Now, as her ghost affirms, she is currently dead. Unfortunately she can not remember where she has been.

Ollivander Returns To Diagon Alley

It appears that the once missing Mr. Ollivander has finally returned, and now he's selling wands more than ever! In order to further investigate the man's return to business, The Squibbler sent their own Cassandra Lobiesk to interview the well-known wizard.

Narcissa Malfoy Pleads the Innocence of Her Family

"My son would never murder anyone wizard or muggle. Draco is such a sweet boy and it's been absolutely horrible being without him and my husband."

The Montgomery Boy

Time has passed since that day last summer when Kimberly Ann and Thomas Montgomery's son Tommy died from injuries suffered at Fenrir Greyback's hands. The Squibbler now tells all about the tragic fate of this wizard family.

Business

Gringotts Official Denies Rumors Of A Run On the Bank

They do, however, admit that large numbers of people are keeping a larger than usual amount of ready cash at home in case they need to flee suddenly.

Education

Returning Professor Signs up for Jinxed Class at Hogwarts

The Squibbler sent Tarma Black to Hogsmeade, to interview a returning teacher, Professor Remus Lupin.

Umbridge Claims Hogwarts Not Safe Under McGonagall

"Professor McGonagall has let students get out of control, which is not the way an important school such as Hogwarts is to be run." Dolores Umbridge thinks that Hogwarts would be safest and best run under her rule.

Travel

Broomsticks Back in Business!

The Department of Magical Transportation has actually released a new edict: every single item that is planned to be transformed into a portkey must now be first registered and approved by the Ministry of Magic.

Sports

English Barmen Petition for the Reintroduction of Creaothceann

After a failed attempt 40 years ago to reintroduce Creaothceann to the public, wizards are trying again, this time hoping for a positive outcome.