


Werewolves Attack Ministry of MagicOfficials of the Ministry have been shaken to the core with the attacks they suffered just last night. A pack of werewolves, it appears, had managed to infiltrate the security of the Ministry of Magic Headquarters and wreaked havoc among the halls. Boggart Causes Chaos in Muggle NeighborhoodObliviators were dispatched to a residential area of London today as a boggart was set loose in a muggle neighborhood. Members of the Muggle Worthy Excuse Committee, while not required since there was no large scale damage to explain, kept appearing at the scene unsummoned because of the apparently entertaining nature of some of the muggles' fears. Quidditch Teams Gone MissingAlas, an incoming Quidditch World Cup might not be possible in the near future, what with the strange disappearances of a huge number of prestigious players in the field. Various Quidditch teams have reportedly just 'upped and vanished' during their practices, and even single well-known players have silently 'poofed away' without telling their teammates. What in the world is going on? Gold Handle of the Firebolt EmpireShowing up just in the past few years, the "Firebolt" has been what the Quidditch world was waiting for. A broom clearly superior to all other brooms and the image of the new age in broom advancements, with the ability to accelerate 0-150 miles an hour in ten seconds and complete with an unbreakable braking charm, the Firebolt was, and is, truly the broom wanted by everyone. Snape Wrongly Accused?Does the world want to believe the worst of Severus Snape, former Professor of Potions and then Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Do the drunken meanderings of a half-giant mean anything? Krum Tells AllThe Squibbler talks to Vrasta Vultures Quidditch star Viktor Krum about his life on the road, his murky past, and his fond, and not-so-fond memories from the World Quidditch Cup and the ill-famed TriWizard Tournament only a few years ago. PoliticsLove Potion Purchases Rise To Unsuspected LevelsA love potion is a very simple potion that will make the drinker fall in love with the person who enchants it. Although very popular with love-struck teenagers (even with the requirement that for it to remain in effect the person so enchanted would have to drink it daily), the use of this potion is allegedly banned on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Muggle AffairsGodric Tells All: Desmystifying the Muggles. What is Electricity?Wizards seem to be pretty clueless about the subject of electricity. Most of them have heard of it, and the evidence of it is everywhere. Just step out the door of the Leaky Cauldron and you'll see all kinds of things run by it - lights, portable music machines, even cars have some stuff that uses electricity. TravelWizarding Pub -- Down UnderWhen you think of Australia you may think of words such as 'G'day', Boomerang, Kangaroo... the list goes on ... but when you see wizarding Australia you will think of a lot more. The all new wizarding Australia has opened a bar named the the 'Shabby Snagga'. |
This Issue (About The Squibbler)Issue: No. 5 - Back IssuesMonth: March 1998 Published: 02-May-2006 Our Advertisers![]() Breaking NewsBusiness (Wizard Economy)EntertainmentScienceMuggle Affairs![]() |






