Where Is The Chosen One?

What with over a year of hearing nothing from the legendary Boy Who Lived, it has been high time that the public wonders again: Where is he? What has happened to Harry Potter? Has he been killed by You-Know-Who and are we left almost defenseless against the Death Eaters?

Ministry Warns of Personal Product Safety

The public is being warned to check out personal care items very carefully in the wake of some alarming incidents.

Hexed House at Spinners End Demolished

Yesterday Ministry of Magic employees hastened to a street in London, Spinners End, where Muggles are demolishing a condemned row of tract houses. Reports had filtered through to the Ministry of strange occurrences, such as Muggles becoming paralyzed and staring in what appeared to be a state of great fear at nothing.

Ministry Sends Umbridge to Monitor Hogwarts Again

Dolores Umbridge, former High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, is to be sent back to Hogwarts. This shocking move was announced by the Ministry last night, after their investigation of mounting claims that the students of Hogwarts continue to be in danger from Death Eaters.

Education

Outbreak of Vanishing Sickness Causes Problems for Hogwarts

The morning after the first trip into Hogsmeade for the new school year, two terrified fourth year Hufflepuff students declared to their Head of House that their other fellow dorm mates have turned into 'really weird' ghosts.

Science

Invisibility Cloaks

The Invisibility Cloak. A thing of legend and a thing of beauty. The Squibbler was recently privileged to interview one of the world's very few cloakmakers. We are pleased to share his insights into this fascinating subject with the world at large.

Entertainment

Muggle Magicians - What Trickery Is This?

Benjamin Lothingham plays the comic role of Emerald Bagshot, in the recent Diamond Alley smash-hit show, "The Magic Muggle." The show is about the troubles a wizard has when he pretends to be a Muggle for 50 days. He lives in the Muggle town of Coventry and the show features around his life as a "Muggle."