French Ministry in Shambles - Dereaux Victimized by Death Eaters

Another tragic mystery has been reluctantly unveiled today, as news of the untimely death of Jean-Paul Dereaux was proclaimed early this morning. After recent news of Dereaux's alliance with our own British Ministry, suspicions have risen as to who caused his death and why it occurred. After coaxing the details from a few Ministry workers, The Squibbler managed to piece together the time line of the terrible events that occurred.

Conclave of Major Wizarding Leaders

A major, high-profile conclave of some of the world's biggest Wizarding Leaders will be taking place "quite soon." This revelation came from an official scribe of the Ministry, Percy Weasley. Mr. Weasley revealed to the media in a brief press conference that the final plans have been done and the Conclave will take place "at most in a few weeks' time."

So You Want to be a Deatheater

A new pamphlet has appeared... treat it with due caution. If nothing else, it shows very clearly the infiltration that the Death Eater cult has gained in our society.

Ollivander Strikes Back

The Squibbler reported the return of Mr. Ollivander (Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands since 382 B.C.), over a year ago. Now we find out that he has been waging his own brand of retaliation, aimed directly at Death Eaters and those who would follow in their footsteps.

Education

New School Open for Business?

After much investigation, The Squibbler can confirm the opening of a new magical institute named Efficientermagus. The founders created this new magic school in honor of Igor Karkaroff, the late Headmaster of Durmstrang. The building is large and spacious, located somewhere in Ireland, hidden by a disillusionment spell, to keep prying Muggle and wizard eyes away.

Hogwarts Students Score High Again

Hogwarts has announced an improvement in the overall scores of its students, especially in the classes Charms, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, and Potions. Headmistress Minerva McGonagall explained that they've had some changes to how the classes are run.

She Did Not See It Coming

St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries admitted one of the professors of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Gryffindor Head of House Professor Trelawney, yesterday...

Muggle Affairs

Roller Skating: a Crash Course

An exciting journey into the depths of one of the most obscure Muggle activities: "Whuu-up! Whoops! Right, now, then-whuu-uups! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, now, slow down. Easy does it, easy- uh-uh-ah-aah! Oh, thank you Aureliaa-aa-aa!".